Tuesday, June 07, 2005

A MODEST PROPOSAL

Gee, seems like Joe Biden really has his panties in a bunch about Gitmo, wanting to close it and move all the prisoners.

If I were President Bush I would make the following announcement today:

Thanks to Senator Biden for his wonderful idea to move terrorists off the island of Cuba. I'm proud to announce that we are constructing a prison on the site of the former Kirkwood U.S. Army Reserve Center in Newark, Delaware, recently targeted for closure. Once completed, all detainees at Gitmo will be transported to Dover AFB and then on to the new facility which we have decided to call the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Detention Facility.

I am sure that Senator Biden and the people of Delaware will welcome having this facility in their backyard.

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