Wednesday, September 15, 2004

MENTALLY DEFICIENT

If that were a Jeopardy answer, the question would be: How would you describe Martha Stewart?

A sample of "Marthaspeak":

"I could do it," she said in an interview with ABC. "I'm a really good camper. ... There are many, many good people who have gone to prison. Look at Nelson Mandela."

Oh. My. God. The woman's (as the Brits would say) starkers.


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