Friday, September 24, 2004


Oy! Talk about a woman out of touch.

Maria Teresa Thierstein Simoes-Ferreira Heinz Kerry is even more out of control than her husband. I'm sure she believes that Osama is in a underground prison somewhere in the world and will be hauled out a few days before the election.

Of course, this comes from a woman whose legal name is still Teresa Heinz. Or, as she says:

''My legal name is still Teresa Heinz. Teresa Heinz Kerry is my name . . . for politics. Just so people don't ask me questions about so and so is so and so's wife or this and that. Teresa Heinz is what I've been all my growing-up life, adult life, more than any other name. And it's the name of my boys, you know? . . . So that's my legal name and that's my office name, my Pittsburgh name.''

My office name? My Pittsburgh name?

(Cue Twilight Zone theme.)


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