Thursday, May 15, 2003

BARRY MANILOW, BARRY WHITE, OR EMINEM?

No, this isn't one of those cutesy jokes with a snappy punchline.

Another Barry (Dave) mused that music played loud (remember the Noriega siege?) would be the appropriate tactic to get the rogue Texas Democrats to leave their Oklahoma hotel and rejoin reality. He suggested Barry Manilow.

I'd opt for rap at about 138 decibels. Eminem would probably work; 50 Cent would be OK, too. Head-banging or hard core metal would be an excellent choice after 1.00AM.

Of course my personal favorite would be something a tad louder --- like a laser-guided bomb.


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